Friday, 28 November 2014

Well, tonight’s the night we have sex


Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman

“Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!”


And so they did.

As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: 


"My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"

And the woman was thinking to herself: 


"My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

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